Top 11 signs you’re spending too much time on Google
I found this one when reading the last issue of Network Computing, they always have fun stuff on the last page. The list:
11. Your browser sets Google.com as your home by itself
10. You adopt "Bork, bork, bork!" as you mother tongue
9. On your birthday, they put a party hat on the Google logo
8. You answer every question with "Google it!"
7. All oooooooof yoooooooour doooooooocuments seem toooooooo be getting loooooooonger
6. You can predict the sponsored links
5. At parties, you brag about your boolean constructions
4. If Google is down, you figure your might as well go home
3. You can accurately guess the number of results for your search the nanosecond before it displays
2. You use Google to find your own Web page
1. You turn down a date because she only has three Google hits
There are supposed to be more of these here, but it seems like the link is broken. So, why don’t you add your own.. 
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